Scientists are still working on human cloning. I have perfected it. Anyone who knows me will tell you that I gave birth to the female version of my husband and, I believe, a perfect copy of him with my son. So perfect is my copy, I believe I have perfected human cloning. Let me tell you how I know:
1. BJ looks just like my husband's baby picture.
2. BJ's digestive issues are apparently much like his father's.
3. When I was pregnant, I had excessive amniotic fluid and so did my mother-in-law when she was pregnant with Andy.
4. When BJ gets hungry, he goes from fairly cheerful to screaming his head off. This 0 to 60 mentality is just like his father's. If Andy is hungry, step back and get out of the way.
5. Andy did not tolerate baby formula. Having just found this out from his mother, he now believes that breastmilk is the only way to go. He has been hitting my frozen stash in an attempt to help BJ's digestion issues. Hmmm, from breastmilk is evil to formula is evil.
6. If you try to take the bottle away from BJ to burp him so he does not spit up, BJ will scream and carry on like his best friend just died. I spoke to Andy's sister (who is 13 years older) and she said that Andy was just the same.
7. Oh, physically, BJ is built just like his father. He will be a great football player some day.
Now, if you will excuse me, I will be contacting John Hopkins to pass on my research info.
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